Grade Six Red, B*****h**** School System, Walton Campus
Miss you’re from which college.
Me: GC University
Oh really? Wow. When I grow up I want to go there for my F.Sc. you know
Me: Oh please. People like you don’t go to Government College baita.
[Since the start of the class, they had been accusing me of using the “F word” and had not listened to a word of magnetic field I tried to teach them. A substitute teacher is not worthy of respect after all.]
Ha ha miss. My nana’s a brigadier. I’ll bribe my way in. What do you think?
Me: Dream on kiddo. Bribery doesn’t work at Government College.
Soch hai miss aap ki. This is Pakistan; everything works here. I know.
Me: Okie-dokie. Good for you.
If I were allowed to talk in Urdu, I would have said:
Patli pithi walay ullu k pathay, lanat hai tumharay baap per, tumhari maa per, tumharay nana per aur tumharay school per, aur Allah himat de humain is qaum ki anay waali nasal ko bardassht kernay ki!!
I loveee the swearing. And I start teaching on Tuesday. I'm sure my swear-o-meter will explode. So very sure.
ReplyDeleteNo. It won't! Not in your case. :*
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